Wouldn’t it be nice?

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, foundthemselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, theywere both very tired and fell asleep quickly … He in the upper bunk and she in thelower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to getme a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own f****** blanket!”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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