What to do if your cat loses its tail
Did you hear about the lady who accidentally cut her cat’s tail off with a weed whacker? Very upset, the woman grabbed the cat and its severed tail and told her neighbor she was taking the cat to Walmart. Her neighbor said, “Why on earth are you taking the cat to Walmart? You should take [...]
A dog joke (prepare to groan)
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and [...]
Anniversary Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a [...]
The irony of a blond’s password
My friend Larry sent me a funny story today. During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blond receptionist was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and [...]
Church humor: I typed WHAT?
Whether the result of grammar gone wild or typographical errors, these church bulletin bloopers are sure to live in posterity. As if it wasn’t bad enough to find your mistake in print, now the wonder of the interwebs can disperse your gaff around the world in the blink of an eye! The Fasting & Prayer [...]
The heroic biker & the journalist
I thought this was great when I read it in an e-mail last night! A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, right before the [...]
Make a noise like a frog!
A six year old went to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they got to the hospital, she ran ahead of her Grandma and burst into her Grandpa’s room… “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she said excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” “What?” said her [...]
