Church humor: I typed WHAT?

Whether the result of grammar gone wild or typographical errors, these church bulletin bloopers are sure to live in posterity. As if it wasn’t bad enough to find your mistake in print, now the wonder of the interwebs can disperse your gaff around the world in the blink of an eye! The Fasting & Prayer [...]

Christopher Lowell lookalike!

I ran across the bunny picture at a website today and immediately thought of designer Christopher Lowell. What do you think? I submitted this lookalike at Totally Looks like, part of the awesome I Can Has Cheezburger empire.

Greasy isn’t getting my cellphone number

My first thought when I saw this sender’s username was, ewwwwww. And then I thought, even if I wanted a car, I don’t know I’d want this guy to have my cellphone number. The lesson here? Consider the e-mail address and/or name you associate with it when you want to sell something. It doesn’t matter [...]

Dear Freecycle, furnish my whole house

Sometimes the wanteds on Freecycle are amazing. As a friend said, “she thinks Santa is on Freecycle”. Who knows, perhaps the Jolly Old Elf really is. We’re all having to scrimp these days, right? Ooh, maybe Santa’s regifting! Alternate version: Dear Freecycle, I have overextended myself by buying a house. Therefore, I require everyone to [...]

Pompus pumpus pampus grass, err, bush?

These posts from our local Freecycle group cracked me up. The poster changed the spelling by the time she reposted the offer, but she still didn’t get it quite right. She at least figured out they’re grasses and not bushes by the time she made the second post. For the record, it’s pampas grass. I [...]

The heroic biker & the journalist

I thought this was great when I read it in an e-mail last night! A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, right before the [...]

Make a noise like a frog!

A six year old went to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they got to the hospital, she ran ahead of her Grandma and burst into her Grandpa’s room… “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she said excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” “What?” said her [...]