For all the customers who tell us we’re just way too cheerful for such an early hour…What do you think of this new depressive drug recently approved by the FDA? Play the video in full-screen mode so you can read the fine print!
Would you rather we speak in monotones and avoid eye contact, then sigh heavily when you tell us what you’d like to drink? 😉 Yeah, didn’t think so.
By the way, a friendly note to customers at coffee shops everywhere: Please, if you need more room for cream, just tell an employee so s/he can pour off a bit of the coffee into the sink. Please, don’t just dump and inch’s worth of coffee into the trash receptacle. Have you ever had to empty trash and had the bag tear? Imagine that plus a host of liquids splashing onto your legs and feet. It didn’t happen today, but I’ve had it happen in the past and it’s not fun.
And to the ladies who don’t feel comfortable sitting down on the toilet seat? I totally understand that, believe me. I’ve been known to teeter above the bowl myself. But when you’re done, would you “please be neat and wipe the seat”? It’s common courtesy, ladies Why make someone else do that?
Other than those two issues, I had a pretty good day today! 😉