The Cowboy

This comes to you by way of a forwarded e-mail. I get the funniest jokes sometimes!

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call the manager.”


The cowboy’s only response was another groan. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right, buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the cowboy moaned.

“And where ya from, Sam?” asked the Ranger.

Without moving a muscle, Sam groaned his reply…

“From…the balcony…”

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