The irony of a blond’s password

My friend Larry sent me a funny story today. During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blond receptionist was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and [...]

Slim-Fast product recall

So, the FDA’s announced that the makers of Slim-Fast have voluntarily recalled 10 million cans of their ready-to-drink meal replacements. Why? Because “they may contain Bacillus cereus, a micro-organism, which may cause diarrhea and possibly nausea and/or vomiting”. Wait a minute… Has something changed? Won’t diarrhea and vomiting accomplish the same thing as Slim Fast, [...]

Our own Speed Racer

Yesterday afternoon, Emma managed to yank the handle of the Flexi-leash right out of my hand. She realized immediately she was free and took off like a racehorse from the starting gate, dashing between our neighbor’s house and garage and out in front of the houses. I ran after her bellowing in a most unladylike [...]