Word Play

I received this snappy little list of puns and word plays from a friend today: 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical [...]

Hans, Sven and Ole – Minnesotan joke

PART ONE: Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,” says Sven. The owner puts the [...]