The latest spam of note:
FROM: No more stubble
SUBJ: KIMBERLEY, Your face hasn’t been this smooth since puberty
How do they know what my face was like at puberty? What if I suffered from hirsutism, but have since found a solution?
Fact is, I am likely more hairy now than when I was an adolescent. But how did they know that? Last year, a certain Old Woman Hair began to plague my chin. Every so often, I was forced to grasp the stiff little stub in my tweezers and pluck it. The last time I noticed it was months ago, though…Maybe that follicle’s cried “uncle” and closed up shop. But still…Barring beard stubble, what the heck kind of stubble do they expect KIMBERLEY to have? I just love spam.