The clearance prices at Wal-Mart stores just kill me. Original price, $99.95 — Sale price, $99.75! You know the ones I’m talking about. Those “sales” pale in the face of this marketing savvy, however:

What a great sale! Let’s not all run to everythinghome.com and buy them all at once, or we might use up their year’s bandwidth allotment.
We now return you to our scheduled blog, already in progress.

You need to send that ad in to Letterman or Leno.
TC
I agree with TC! People are so silly!
Hey, TC, good to see ya! Hey, Tami.
I know Leno only accepts originals from print publications – no photocopies, even. Letterman I’m not sure about.