Tuesday afternoon, mom and dad took me to a Chinese buffet after picking me up at the airport. The fortune was a good example of Engrish and more than a little confusing…

Mom and dad both said, “it means you’re ugly?” when I read it. Or, maybe it means I am another beauty. But that sounds like “she has a great personality!” to me.

Man, there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned weird fortune to really screw with your head.