Okay, forgive me in advance for my weird-working mind. Heather brought my attention to a news story, and I was duly inspired to write poetry (a limerick, actually).
A teenager’s mother, so flip
Thought hiring a stripper was hip
‘Til the photos developed
And the police enveloped
Her wrists with a manacle’s grip
Now, you word people will appreciate this next part. The woman’s last name is Pharris. Her last name is similar to another word which is oddly fitting, considering.
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra ra ra.