We had a cat named Higgins who was a real character. He liked to grasp peoples’ heads with his paws and bathe their hair; he didn’t do this all the time, so we figure it must have had something to do with the toiletries people used. Well, this cat likes not toiletries, but toilets.
Can you imagine what his owners pay each month for water? I wonder if Gizmo gives swirlies to the other cats in the house. I’m glad Higgins never figured this out. The worst we deal with now is Snoopy’s penchant for squirreling away random small objects. Hattie is a good kitty, but Snoopy is still young enough she’s full of piss and vinegar.