Gems from Forwards

I’ve been catching up on my e-mail today and have some gems to pass along. I really ought to have a page of funny forwards I’ve received. I don’t pass most along because I’m not a big forwarder, but I could always put them on a page for others to read at their leisure. Anyway…These struck me as funny and/or thought-provoking:

  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

And the one which really tickled me today…

Did you hear about the Hindu who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Oh, punny, punny.

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