Crispy Hexagons

Am I the only one who finds this really funny?


Yes, it’s a real product. I took the photo as soon as I quit laughing and could hold the camera steady. What is this, THE cereal for nerds? I mean, Can you imagine the conversations?

“But, gee, mom, what I really wanted was Tasty Rhombuses!”

“I’m sorry, Jimmy, but they were out. It was between these and Crunchy Trapezoids.”

Oh, and since the box tells us it’s “corn and rice cereal blended into one crunchy piece”, how on earth do you fit it in your cereal bowl? It must come with a mini-hacksaw. Obviously it’s not a cereal bought by prisons for inmate consumption.

7 thoughts on “Crispy Hexagons

  1. we get these all the time and I guess I just never paid attention to the name. I think they are the knockoff of Crispix and they don’t taste near as good.

  2. If you sliced the brick o’ cereal thinly enough, you probably could use it as cardboard.

    Oh, Skip. that Puppy Chow stuff is sooo good ~ Yum!

  3. They look like the cereal that we call Munchies over here. If you are getting mathematical with the cereals I wonder how long it will take for it to reach the UK? But ours are just dull cuboids, so perhaps they won’t try it….!

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