Cannibals

Caution, this one’s a groaner. But it’s also one anyone working in an office just has to appreciate.


A big U.S. corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”.

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m quite satisfied with your efforts. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”

The cannibals all shook their heads no! After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “which one of you idiots ate the secretary?”

A hand started raising hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool!!! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!”

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3 thoughts on “Cannibals

  1. Your posts are infinitely more enjoyable than diet boys. The two of you have combined to lose quite a big cow. Congrats are in order.. Very proud of you guys, just stop the cow madness…

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