My friend Pebble forwarded this to me today. I laughed aloud when I read it, because I could pretty much envision myself in the situation (all except the “seniors” part, anyway).
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club so I could start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, I twisted, I gyrated, I jumped up, I jumped down, and I perspired for more than an hour. By the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.