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Mincing Words

Got this from a friend today:

A college English professor instructed his class to write an essay using the smallest number of words possible. It had to contain the following elements: religion, sex, and mystery. One student got an A+, she wrote only 9 words.

“My God, I’m pregnant, I wonder whose it is?”

Hummingbird magnet

I haven’t put together a gallery page yet, but I have some recent pictures from around the yard I’d like to share with you. If you subscribe at Dave’s Garden, you can see them in my threads; if you don’t, you can only view the first post in any thread and can only see the thumbnails, even then.

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Great Quotes Series

A great quote for my painter friends like Naomi, Vikki and Kate…This one’s for you!

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One of the fledgling acrobats

Okay…I lied. I do have a picture for you. I didn’t at the time I wrote that previous entry, but this fella decided the arbor by our patio was a great place to sit while his folks chowed down on the suet cake nearby.

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Birds on a wire: a balancing act

Just a quick entry here to mention something that just tickles me. Just outside my office window, there are phone, cable and electric lines going into the house. These lines, especially the rectangular-shaped phone line, is the embodiment of Grand Central Station when it comes to birds.

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Dean Koontz Hawking New Book!

At first, I thought it was spam, but I decided to take a look at it just in case. It wasn’t spam. It was, however, very funny - as gross, quirky, and entertaining as his books. No surprise there, but it’s great fun to get a newsletter as deliciously written as this. Read on…

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Girthy…Girrrthy

Am I the only one who finds the latest ads from Ballpark Franks a little disturbing? Okay, really disturbing? I think not.

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